NatureNitcher
How can you tell if a turtle is a lesbian? (rainbow bumpersticker)
How can you tell if a copperhead is a lesbian? (good sense of humor)
How can you tell if a stone is a lesbian? (why would you care?)
As you may know, the OpinioNation does not recognize national borders. Some folks think this implies a metaterritory. Some folks think this implies opinion-entitlements. Some folks think this implies some kinda hippie crap. After a buncha tedius roundtable blab about it, the Prankster became curious and secured an interview: “Care to say,” queries the Prankster, “why y’all dont recognize national borders?” “O Prank,” replies the Opinio, “try as we might to differentiate, they all look alike to us.”
Everyone who didnt see that one coming is gonna require Remedial Foresight. Hmmm, another potential cottage industry….
Pokey & Bobobarino were doin roundtable. “Did you know,” says Pokey, “that the reason copper’s payin so high at Salvage&Recycle is the stoopid Iraq Invasion? — because they need the copper for bullets!” “Humph,” says Bobobarino, “it’d be more efficient to invent a pennyshooter gun.” “Nah,” says Pokey, “pennies arent even copper; they are faux copper.” “Wellll,” says Bobobarino, “then we could ditch the gun thing and do a PennyPitch war.” “Hmmm.” they contemplated. Overhead at the cherryfest, an eavesdropping squirrel gave it some consideration, then realized the invaders would cheat as usual… too bad.
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Amali Injam said:
“It is language that is linear, consciousness is not — nor is our experience of it linear.” Loopy said, “Okay Amali, but what about connotations associations implications allusions intimations assumptions & all those other unnaméd ones?” Then Amali Injam didnt answer, which usually means “find out!” and sometimes means “I am tactfully not remarking upon yr error,” and sometimes means “My soap is on now.”
Why We Like GeorgeW:
not immortal (whew)
jesus would.
Inspired the George W Bush Singers
Inspired that bumper-sticker “Lick Bush” that all the lesbians had — oh that was his dad, wasnt it…
